Monday, 5 October 2015

Lotions & Potions - An Ode to Autumn Fashion

It's finally here!
That special time of year.
It's time for blankets and heating,
for clothes that hide over-eating.
Gone are strappy dresses,
and their sleeveless stresses.
Welcome to fluffy slipper socks,
and oversized woolen frocks.
Goodbye boiling sun,
The season of horror is done.
Bring on the rain,
Bring on the snow.
Come on now Summer,
Just f*** off and go.

I woke up this morning and it was dark.  I've never been so happy.  This means, my friends, that the worst season of the year is on its way out and I can embrace Autumn with open arms.  I can finally enjoy warm evenings under a mountain of blankets.  I can start wearing boots.  I can break out all my favourite warm wooly dresses.  This morning, I finally put a coat on to walk to work.

But most importantly, beyond all these little fashion pleasures, it's only a matter of time before it's finally Winter and that means...


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